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A Conversation Between Romeo and Juliet – Two Shakespearian Characters I Know Very Little About
Romeo: I think I am the one who’s last name is Montague and yours is Capulet.
Juliet: Juliet Capulet? Sounds terrible. Are you sure?
R: I’m not. I remember either thinking that it was this way and that it was weird Shakespeare named us this, or that is was not that way because Shakespeare would never have named you that.
J: Either way, I know one thing for sure: Our families the Montagues and the Capulets hate each other.
R: They are like the Bloods and the Crips.
J: They are exactly like the Bloods and the Crips.
R: And Friar Tuck is someone.
J: He is definitely someone. And a friar is a religious person, like a priest, but maybe a step below that.
R: A friar is like a monk?
J: Sure.
R: And another thing I know about us is that even though it seems like we are adults, we are actually teenagers. Or maybe like 20 or something, but I think even younger.
J: Yes, you are mostly raping me throughout this classic love story.
R: Holy shit, I just realized Friar Tuck has nothing to do with us.
J: What is Friar Tuck from?
R: I defintiely know that name. Umm….
J: Robin Hood!
R: Robin Hood! Exactly. And that was written a long time after we died?
J: Yes, probably hundreds of years. We were alive in the 1600s.
R: Or 1400s, but yes, long before Robin Hood.
J: And just to review, the way we both died was suicide.
R: Yes, you pretended to kill yourself and then I thought you really did and then I killed myself and then you saw that I did and then you did.
J: Wasn’t there a friar involved, though?
R: Yes, but definitely not Friar Tuck.
J: Little John is someone from Robin Hood, too.....
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